The Avengers: Age of Ultron SDCC concept art posters
Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service.
This man knows his audience
things to not put in your butt
I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.
My favourite story about working in the hospital is the time we got a call from the clinic warning us that they were sending us somewhere and that we couldn’t laugh.
And so this man walks in, trailing his two kids, looks right at this gathering of wide-eyed, anticipating nurses, and whispers ‘I have to get it out before my wife comes home’.
Dude chose an apple to shove up there. A granny smith if I recall correctly, which I do since the hardness of the apple comes into play:
….He had to pass it on his own.
Peggy Carter vs Sexism
Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.
This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.
1. It keeps him on the ground.
You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.
2. To check on his physique.
As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.
3. Object permanence.
Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.
I hope this helps.
i’m so glad this post exists
Women can’t carry a blockbuster, they say.
Women in lead roles aren’t interesting, they say.
Fire Starters; Julianne Moore, Liv Freundlich, Jessica Chastain, Domhnall Gleeson, Amy Adams, Karen Elson, Madison Stubbington & Florence Welch by Annie Leibovitz for Vogue US, August 2014
My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that.
Natalie Dormer as Alice and Sebastian Stan as the Mad Hatter